Everything, answered

Frequently asked questions.

Ordering, shipping, payment, storage, PCT and discounts.

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The stuff people ask before their first order

Ordering

How do I place an order?

Two ways. Browse the catalog and hit "Order on Telegram" — the bot builds your cart, takes your address, and issues a BTC address with the exact amount, about two minutes. Or email the list to [email protected] and we reply with the total and a BTC address. Same price, same ship time.

Do I need an account?

No. Telegram is the account and the chat holds your history. Order by email instead and the thread is your record.

Can I change my order after placing it?

Message the bot before it ships. Once it is out the door, changes are harder.

Shipping

Do you ship internationally?

Domestic USA only. That keeps transit to 2-4 days and removes customs entirely.

How fast do orders ship?

1-2 business days out the door, 2-4 days in transit.

How is it packaged?

Plain box, no shop branding. A decoy upgrade is available at checkout.

What if my pack is seized?

Rare domestically, but if tracking shows a seizure we reship once to the same address.

Payment

What payment methods do you take?

Bitcoin only. You get a fresh address and the exact amount per order, by bot or by email reply.

How many confirmations before it ships?

Three network confirmations, then it goes to packing automatically.

What if I underpay?

The bot tells you the exact amount. Small shortfalls are usually fine; large ones will need a top-up.

Products

Are your compounds tested?

Janoshik testing is supported. Send a sample from your batch in and get store credit back.

Which compound should a beginner start with?

Test E or Test C at 300-500mg per week for 10-12 weeks, split across two pins. Add nothing else for the first four weeks.

What is the difference between Test E and Test C?

Effectively nothing. The half-lives differ by under a day. Pick one and stay consistent.

Do I need a PCT?

If the cycle was suppressive, yes. A SERM such as Nolvadex or Clomid, run after the ester clears. Bloodwork before and after.

How should I store peptides and Growth?

Unreconstituted: cold and dark. Reconstituted: fridge, used within 4-6 weeks. Never freeze reconstituted Growth.

What is bacteriostatic water and do I need it?

It is water with a small amount of benzyl alcohol, which keeps a reconstituted solution stable for weeks instead of days. Yes, use it.

Discounts

Do you offer discounts?

Yes, and they stack: 5% return shopper, 5% referral (both sides), vouch credit, and store credit for Janoshik lab tests.

How does the referral work?

Send your code, both sides get 5%. See the rewards page.

Returns

Do you accept returns?

No returns. Reship only if tracking shows a seizure, one time, to the same address.

Support

How do I contact you?

Telegram @GEsupport, or email [email protected]. No ticket queue — you talk to whoever packed it.